O, tooooooo B, or not

Okay, nobody said not to, so I've decided to post a Blog Too (pronounced "2"). And I've decided to tackle the problem of too few o's. You may not see this as a problem. In fact, you may think there are too many o's, but if you think that, you're wrng. Where wuld we be withut o's?

Notice how perfect an o (pronounced "oh") is. It's perfectly symmetrical and perfectly positioned between an n and a p in the alphabet, which, for my money, is the place any self-respecting letter would want to be. I know if I were a letter that's where I'd head (although l - pronounced "el" - isn't a bad spot either).

Another thing that makes the o perfect is its potential to be completely self-contained. In other words, just like an a, it could be a perfectly good word all on its own. Although it isn't. Even when pronounced oh, it is followed by an h, which, while I have nothing against h's, is really not necessary. Just like this blooooooooggggg.