Milk
Even though I love milk, especially ice cold skim milk (with popcorn), I recently stopped drinking it to see if it made any difference to my physical well-being. Physically, it hasn't made much of a different, except in caloric intake as I was a true liter-a-day addict. But psychologically, it's distressing. Now I'm worried about the cows. If everyone stops drinking milk, what will happen to the cows? They'll be out of a job. And when they're out of a job, they're out of the pasture, and when they're out of the pasture, they're dead. And when they're all dead, they're extinct. And if that happens, I will have myself to blame.
Will someone please save me from myself?
